In Sickness and in Fatness! – by Mark Barner
This morning I woke up feeling fat
Because yesterday I ate this and that…
Today I will see what I weigh
Its only myself I can blame
My husband came in the door
whispered in my ear that its me he adores
I can’t trust him because I feel so fat
The kids came running saying: “dad… Bulemia, what is that?”
